Mikeburg: City Of The Near Future!

Visit Scenic Mikeburg!

Well, that's just a Cool Rocket, innit?

And if you haven't visited Molybdenum Chef lately, you really oughta.

This Week In Giant Ego-Boosting Signs

I got my name in lights with notcelebrity.co.uk
115 reasons life is good.

The grilled-cheese sandwich restaurant. Yes, please.

A pointless Flash thingmabob which will devour your precious time. You're welcome.

We Are All In The Gutter But Some Of Us Are Looking At Uncle Mike's

They're back!

The prom would have been totally different.

Oh, dear.

Theme? We don' need no stinkin' theme!

Oh, dear. Bacon Popcorn. And ice cream. Ow. My chest.

Oh, man, do I love Fly Guy.

And let's make all kinds of stuff out of paper!

Hi! Come on in!

First, on your right, a pile of books from my collection.

News I pretty much expected to hear sometime.

Uh...speechless.

I Am...The Perfecto!

First, a collection of African-American haircuts from a 1970's Ebony Magazine ad.

I had no idea how cool I was. Wait. Yes, I did.

Check out Dill Pickle's TV thingmabob. (Pay close attention to Rod Serling.)

And, if there isn't a band named The Meat Bubbles, there ought to be.

Thank You...Thank You Very Much

Simple question...Elvis Movie or Cocktail?