This Week In Giant Ego-Boosting Signs

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115 reasons life is good.

The grilled-cheese sandwich restaurant. Yes, please.

A pointless Flash thingmabob which will devour your precious time. You're welcome.

We Are All In The Gutter But Some Of Us Are Looking At Uncle Mike's

They're back!

The prom would have been totally different.

Oh, dear.

Theme? We don' need no stinkin' theme!

Oh, dear. Bacon Popcorn. And ice cream. Ow. My chest.

Oh, man, do I love Fly Guy.

And let's make all kinds of stuff out of paper!

Hi! Come on in!

First, on your right, a pile of books from my collection.

News I pretty much expected to hear sometime.

Uh...speechless.

I Am...The Perfecto!

First, a collection of African-American haircuts from a 1970's Ebony Magazine ad.

I had no idea how cool I was. Wait. Yes, I did.

Check out Dill Pickle's TV thingmabob. (Pay close attention to Rod Serling.)

And, if there isn't a band named The Meat Bubbles, there ought to be.

Thank You...Thank You Very Much

Simple question...Elvis Movie or Cocktail?

Okay, I'm Confused

These things confused me and I don't mind telling you.

Nina Simone singing in Hebrew.

What some people won't sell on Ebay.

And a furry motorcycle.

Man, I need a nap.

Man, That Cat's Angry

First off, a bloody and grotesque game of dismemberment, torture and the exploitation of...uh, I'm kidding. It's Meowmery, the kitty matching game!!!

Then, the golden (non-existent) memories of Gobler Toys.

And, while not the Llama Song, please find happiness when clicking the Egg Song button from this link.

Secret Fun Spot?! I'm SO There!!

Firstly, go to the Secret Fun Spot!! What's there? Wouldn't be secret, would it?

Then, sample the fabulosity of Lucha Libre!!

Finally, if you love General Tso's Chicken like I do, you need to know that you really don't know anything about it.

I Used To Be Disgusted But Now I Try To Be Amused

The 500 albums that Elvis Costello sez you should own.

I have all but 492 of them. I only rock.

Just...Click...The...Links...

You can try to look away but it's pointless.

Just like these links!!

Firstly, the Lunchbox Museum. Guess what they're about.

Then, take a spin to the land of Sodaplay.

And, yeah, the Llama Song.

NOW Were Talking...

Mmm...Snickers & bacon.

Others available here.

Tom Waits For No Man

No, it's not a Tom Waits posting (bound to have one sooner than not) but a Birthday Trivial Thingmabob that will tell you pointless minutae and less!

The Tom Waits connection?

None. Thanks for asking, though.

Because It's Your Civic Duty, Citizen!!

If you don't wear your gorilla suit tomorrow (like you don't have one...), then the terrorists win.

Whee! Gorilla Suit Day!!

Fortified With 10 Vitamins & Mild Poison!

I just love The Impulsive Buy.

These guys will eat anything.

Blogrolling In Our Time

Chris Thompson, master of the mighty dillBLOG, not only sez, "Hi!", but also, and I quote, "Oh, Lord...don't make me kill again!!"

Oh, wait. That was a homicidal maniac I quoted.

Nope. Chris just sez, "Hi!".

Friends Don't Let Friends Drink & Shave Cats

Poor Puss.

His dignity gone with his fur.

Please give generously.

Only you can prevent this.

Why...Can't...I...Look...Away...?

While Isotope2 is considered simply a diversionary bit of geometric fun, I can attest to it being the mind-sucking, brain-softening, Oooh-look-at-the-purty-thingie time annihilator it actually is.

RAWK!!

If you missed this show, make your own ticket at Says-it.

Las Calaveras De Azucar

Mmm...sweet...mmm...skully....

Molybdenum Chef

Want to host a Molybdenum Chef event in your own home?

What a stupid question...of course you do!

You Can Do Anything...

...at Zombo.com.

Anything at all.

You Can't Keep A Good Pink Bear Down

Welcome to Uncle Mike's!

If it's pointless, entertaining and covered in rich dark chocolate, it's probably here.

So, pour a hot cup of mud and...

What's that? You desperately need to see indefatigable pink bears? Done.