Hi! Come on in!

First, on your right, a pile of books from my collection.

News I pretty much expected to hear sometime.

Uh...speechless.

I Am...The Perfecto!

First, a collection of African-American haircuts from a 1970's Ebony Magazine ad.

I had no idea how cool I was. Wait. Yes, I did.

Check out Dill Pickle's TV thingmabob. (Pay close attention to Rod Serling.)

And, if there isn't a band named The Meat Bubbles, there ought to be.

Thank You...Thank You Very Much

Simple question...Elvis Movie or Cocktail?

Okay, I'm Confused

These things confused me and I don't mind telling you.

Nina Simone singing in Hebrew.

What some people won't sell on Ebay.

And a furry motorcycle.

Man, I need a nap.

Man, That Cat's Angry

First off, a bloody and grotesque game of dismemberment, torture and the exploitation of...uh, I'm kidding. It's Meowmery, the kitty matching game!!!

Then, the golden (non-existent) memories of Gobler Toys.

And, while not the Llama Song, please find happiness when clicking the Egg Song button from this link.

Secret Fun Spot?! I'm SO There!!

Firstly, go to the Secret Fun Spot!! What's there? Wouldn't be secret, would it?

Then, sample the fabulosity of Lucha Libre!!

Finally, if you love General Tso's Chicken like I do, you need to know that you really don't know anything about it.

I Used To Be Disgusted But Now I Try To Be Amused

The 500 albums that Elvis Costello sez you should own.

I have all but 492 of them. I only rock.

Just...Click...The...Links...

You can try to look away but it's pointless.

Just like these links!!

Firstly, the Lunchbox Museum. Guess what they're about.

Then, take a spin to the land of Sodaplay.

And, yeah, the Llama Song.